Jerry: “Oh no you don’t! Osgood, I’m gonna level with you. We can’t get married at all.”

Osgood: “Why not?”

Jerry: “Well, in the first place, I’m not a natural blonde.”

Osgood: “Doesn’t matter.”

Jerry: “I smoke! I smoke all the time!”

Osgood: “I don’t care.”

Jerry: “Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I’ve been living with a saxophone player.”

Osgood: “I forgive you.”

Jerry: [tragically] “I can never have children!”

Osgood: “We can adopt some.”

Jerry: “But you don’t understand, Osgood! Ohh…”

[Jerry finally gives up and pulls off his wig]

Jerry: [normal voice] “I’m a man!”

Osgood: [shrugs] “Well, nobody’s perfect!”

4 responses to “Quote of the Day: Some Like It Hot”

  1. I’ve never seen this movie but I’ve always wanted to, simply for this line. I laugh every time!

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    1. It’s a great movie! It’s one of my favourite comedy films ever.

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  2. The Johnny Cab from Total Recall (1990) always reminds me of Osgood! Some Like it Hot is brilliant though, Monroe is excellent.

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    1. OMG that is so true! He does look like Johnny Cab! Good spot.

      Totally agree about it being a brilliant film. Better than most comedies that you see at the cinema.

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