Quote of the Day: Some Like It Hot

Jerry: “Oh no you don’t! Osgood, I’m gonna level with you. We can’t get married at all.”

Osgood: “Why not?”

Jerry: “Well, in the first place, I’m not a natural blonde.”

Osgood: “Doesn’t matter.”

Jerry: “I smoke! I smoke all the time!”

Osgood: “I don’t care.”

Jerry: “Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I’ve been living with a saxophone player.”

Osgood: “I forgive you.”

Jerry: [tragically] “I can never have children!”

Osgood: “We can adopt some.”

Jerry: “But you don’t understand, Osgood! Ohh…”

[Jerry finally gives up and pulls off his wig]

Jerry: [normal voice] “I’m a man!”

Osgood: [shrugs] “Well, nobody’s perfect!”

Author: Kelechi Ehenulo

Kelechi Ehenulo is the creator and writer of Confessions From A Geek Mind, an analytical film and TV blog. As a freelance film critic, her work can be found on Set The Tape - an independent pop culture website, VultureHound Magazine and podcasts such as The X-Cast, Close Encounters of the Film Kind, The Movie Palace Pod and The Tales We Tell podcast. She thinks Batman: The Animated Series is the best cartoon ever (and that is not up for debate) and loves science-fiction, LEGO and Tottenham Hotspur.

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